Srsly though, whyyyyy? You're starting to read a good story and then, it's just, whyyyyyyyy?
The plot seems okay, your slash OTP (aka Steve/Tony) is captured and it seems like some mystery is involved, and Tony is freaked out by being held captive and ohhh, there is more than just your usual fear and ohhh, there is some reason and you're like, expecting something serious and then...
Tony reveals his secret...
He says.. I am a girl.



And you know what, author?! fuck you!