- Oh gawd, I'm so drunk, leave me alone

- Sorry whose birthday wishes texts I didn't answer. I'm so sorry, but I love you, guys, except those with unknown numbers. who the hell are those?

- Did you have to drink wine all by yourself?

- Do you know how much I love Jesse Eisenberg? Oh how I love my boy!

- Hello, bed! I missed you!

- Steve and Tony are being held by Baron Zemo, omg! I can't sleep. I need to finish reading that fanfic!

- I love my friends. I hope Steve and Tony are okay though.

- Hello sweet bed! How are you doin? (in best Joey's voice)