You know that I'm in love with you

[SanAnn]

I don't know how are you even real *sighs*
This is my punishment for smth.

INTERVIEWER: Better kisser: Kristen Stewart or Emma Stone?
JESSE EISENBERG: If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me this, I would have ten cents because I did an interview in Scotland where I was asked the same question. I have thought about this a lot and have created a Venn diagram detailing where the two young women overlap. It's a complicated chart that is available on my website.

“Jesse [Eisenberg]’s joking manner equally is revealed when asked about how he handles fans. “I say, mom, listen, I’ll call you back,” he replies.”

Last quote is under the cut because sometimes he trolls pretty disturbing things and ppl go nuts

“Eisenberg also shared with us what he feels he would do if zombies overran the Earth and destroyed all of functioning society.

“Necrophilia,” he replies, “And I also have an oedipus complex. So if I can do anything and it wouldn’t be reported, I would probably do something with my mom and then gouge my own eyes out.”