INTERVIEWER: Do you worry at all about being typecast?
JESSE EISENBERG: No, I couldn’t care less about how I’m perceived by
others because I’m not in control of that. I’m only in control to pursue something that I like, and then when I’m doing it, do it in the way that I feel most comfortable. If people perceive me a certain way or label me a certain way, then that’s for them to figure out. While they’re masturbating. Online. You know what I mean? Like, people write mean things about you online — then they masturbate.
Oh, Jesse, how can you even exist?!