SPN fan quotes

[SanAnn]

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Guns don’t kill people. Dean Winchester kills people.

Sam Winchester counted to infinity. Twice.

Dean Winchester does not sleep. He waits.

Sam Winchesters smile once brought a puppy back to life.

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Sam Winchester can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Dean Winchester is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Dean Winchester is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Sam Winchester doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Dean Winchester isn’t cool, cool models itself after Dean Winchester.

Sam Winchester got a perfect score on his SAT’s, simply by writing Sam Winchester for every answer.

Dean Winchester died ten years ago, but no Grim Reaper can get up the courage to tell him.

When Dean Winchester does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up; he’s pushing the Earth down.

When Sam Winchester falls in water, Sam Winchester doesn’t get wet. Water gets Sam Winchester.

Dean Winchester is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Sam Winchester doesn’t wear a watch; HE decides what time it is.

Dean Winchester gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Sam Winchester can slam a revolving door.

Dean Winchester does not get frostbite. Dean Winchester bites frost.

Sam Winchester can speak Braille.

Dean Winchester once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just The Islands.

Sam Winchester sleeps with a night light. Not because Sam Winchester is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Sam Winchester.

Dean Winchester was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Sam Winchester once finished “The Song That Never Ends.”

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 % of germs. Dean Winchester can kill 100 % of germs whenever the fuck he wants.

Sam Winchester can build a snowman out of rain.

Superman wears Dean Winchester pajamas.

Dean Winchester does not pop his collar; his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

Dean Winchester puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”

Dean Winchester has to have a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

When Sam Winchester gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Dean Winchester’s watch has no numbers on it, it just says, “Time to Kick Ass”

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Sam Winchesters computer will crash.

Dean Winchester once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

Sam Winchester once punched a man in the soul.

When Dean Winchester exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Sam Winchester was offered the role of Frodo in the Lord of the Rings. He declined, saying, “Only a pussy would need 3 movies to destroy a piece of jewelry.”

Dean Winchester does not use pickup lines, he simply says, “Now.”

The last digit of Pi is Sam Winchester.

When Dean Winchester enters a room, he doesn’t turn the light on, he turns the dark off.

The only time Sam Winchester was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.

When Dean Winchester breaks the law, the law doesn’t heal.

Sam Winchester is actually Jeeves from askJeeves.com

Elvis left the building because Dean Winchester showed up and told him to get the fuck out.

The answer to every mystery on Lost is Dean Winchester.

When Dean Winchester crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.

Dean Winchester does not “style” his hair.It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

Dean Winchester looks at the clouds and they sweat fear. We like to call it rain.

Sam Winchester can be both an unstoppable force AND an immovable object.

Harry Potter was known as the Boy Who Lived, until he pissed off Sam Winchester

Dean Winchester pisses Holy Water.

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